Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.
“Instead, after organizing the transport of water, food and ammunition up the hill, he took a nap.”
–General Warren and the Battle of Spion Kop, in Military Blunders, by Saul David
I LOL’d.
«Gemeinsam fischender Trupp im November» … :-S
Use theorem 1 to show that horizontal composition is a functor.
– Categories for the Working Mathematician, by Saunders Mac Lane
“When Linus Torvalds introduced Linux and for a long time thereafter, Linux did not have a graphical user interface (GUI): It ran using a textual interface, also referred to as a command-line interface -(CLI).”
-A Practical Guide to Linux Commands, Editors and Shell Programming, Mark G. Sobell
(Happen to be at work.) What on earth does this mean? Command-line sex?
Rocky Mountain Shelters.
- Appalachian Trail Data Book 2011.
Ah, he was a greek, this one!
- Necroscope IV: Deadspeak, by Brian Lumley